Batman One Direction

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Tekst

One Thing

I tried breaking the rules (joker)

I tried stealing his jewels (catwoman)

But he's always on the case (riddler)

And i got a burned face (two-face)

We gotta take him down now. (all)

Cause he's always getting in the way (all)

I'll give him such a beat down. (bane)

Yeah, you break his back, Bane! 

So, get 'em, get 'em, let's get the Batman.

He's always ruining our plans. 

i don't, i don't care how we get him!

But, let's get that..... Batman. 

Whistle

Can you solve my Riddle, baby. Riddle, baby? 

Let me know. 

It's not much of an enigma, but you're kinda slow. 

So just Riddle me this, riddle me that. 

Not even close.

Can you solve my Riddle, baby. Riddle, baby?

The answer's "No". 

Poison Ivy

Hey, i don't like you. 1` And this is crazy. 0 

But here's a kiss from. 

Poison Ivy. 

I'm just a girl who

Studies botany

So, here's a kiss from

Poison Ivy. 

Scarecrow

If i was a psycho, i'd be a scarecrow

I'd wear a potato sack so you would never know. 

Then i'd give you nightmares you ain't never had before. 

Take a whiff of my toxin, or do i have to throw

Gas Gas Gas. At you. 

And once i get you, i'll get Gotham City too. 

Workin' with the one and only Ra's al Ghul. 

Say hello to psychosis in 3...2... 

Joker Face

I bet you wanna know how i got these scars

You know what i am? I'm a dog chasing cars. 

Throwing Gotham in to chaos and i'm showin' no regard. 

Here's my pencil trick and if you need me, here's my card. 

Oh, oh, oh, whoa oh oh oh oh. 

I'll get my knife. Let's put a smile on that face. 

Oh, oh, oh, whoa oh oh oh oh. 

I have one question... why so serious? 

Can't read my, can't read my. 

No, you can't read my Joker face. 

(no one messes with Mister J)

Can't read my, can't read my. 

No, you can't read my Joker face. 

(no one messes with Mister J)

J J J Joker Face, J J Joker Face

(ha ha ha ha)

J J J Joker Face, J J Joker Face

(ha ha ha ha)

Break Your Back

When Gotham City lies in ashes

Then you have my permission to die yeah

I'll break your back. Break your back. Break break your, break your back. 

UHH!

Perhaps you're wondering why i didn't kill ya. 

Your punishment must be more severe, yeah. 

I'll break your back. Break your back. Break break your, break your back. 

UHH!

Learnin' To Walk Again

Learnin' to walk again

I've been in this pit long enough. 

I Better start climbin' 

Learnin' to walk again.

Bane has run my city long enough. 

The Dark Knight Rises....

Dark Side

Everbody loves the Dark Knight. 

With his bad joints.

And his tough voice (say something in the voice) 

Nobody can even touch him

Doin' justice

With his bat fist